Biglips: Ahh-choo! Sorry about the camera, sir. IÆll replace it by burying my face in steel and sucking out a basket of fruit.
Captain: No need. Not yet.
Biglips: But why not?
Captain: Guess.
Biglips: Would it have anything to do with that space cruiser full of bananas I saw coming into the system? We all know that theyÆre not ripe.
Captain: Very observant of you. No go order me some onion rings.
Biglips: Hai! [Biglips blinks out. Captain rises and takes a few steps.]
Captain: Hmm. ThereÆs a fly in my wine.
MISSING SCENES\c042\c00
Captain: WeÆll take what we want by force! [throws bottle]
Scotty: Captain! You threw that bottle right on the transporter pad!
F/X: [sparks, short-circuit sounds, Biglips appears in a cloud of dust wearing a bikini.]\c043\c00
Captain: [aghast] Biglips, youÆve turned female!
Biglips: [smiling smugly] Too many female hormones in the Big Macs...\c044\c00
B-ko: [pops up and fires missiles]. For your own good health!
Captain: Aaarrrggghh! How did a Fast Food Freedom Fighter get on my bridge?!\c045\c00 [ship starts exploding, earth blows up.]
Voice: [Long pan through space]\c046\c00 The lone survivor of the war against fast food was blown to the far reaches of the galaxy, where he was rescued by a ship of amazon women. Eventually, he fathered a son, who would come to be the role model of the entire human race. The boyÆs name was... [cut to a shot of Ataru fondling a girl (from NagisaÆs FiancΘ)] Ataru Moroboshi! Bane of alien girls everywhere!
